corn stalk
an extermley thing girl, with bristly straight hair, and thing flappy arms. tend to travel in large groups together for fear of embar-ssesment of the way they look.
my friend jim bob and i were walking through the mall today, and a herd of corn stalks walked right by us. we had to dodge their flappy arms.
“i met up with this corn stalk the other day and ripped her in half!!!, you wanna know why? cause im the juggernaut b-tch!!!!!!!”
“hey bill, is that a bunch of girls walkin towards me or has a field of corn stalks uprooted and started smoking camel lights?”
when you’re f-cking a chick in their -ss from behind and you stick a cob of corn in their -ss. then you proceed to push it in further with your d-ck until the cob and your d-ck is fully enclosed in their -ss.
after shopping at the grocery store, i decided to go home and corn stalk my girlfriend.
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