cornchimp
a mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging, mongoloid who can barely function on a day to day basis. they may as well be eating corn all day, as they have no substance to their entire life. this usually goes alongside with having a greasy neck-beard and a putrid smell radiating from them. an absolute low life.
me: “it was heartbreaking when we came to the realization that our friend doug is a complete cornchimp.”
friend: “honestly, i have known for awhile that he is but i think i was partially in denial. f-ck doug.”
me: “boy straight up smells like a dumpster that hobos f-cked in anyways.”
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