Cornell College
a small liberal arts residential campus located in mt vernon, ia. known for operating with the one-course-at-a-time schedule, where, oddly enough, one only takes one cl-ss at a time.
misc:
our squirrels have personality.
our food sucks. (or- the sodexo food service sucks)
our mascot is the ram.
all greek groups are unique to the school.
we were founded before cornell university, b-tches.
“so where do you go to school?”
“cornell college, in iowa.”
“oh! in ithica?”
-rage-
a small college always confused with larger and more prestigious cornell university. founded solely to confuse people.
hey, check this out, i think i can get into cornell college. wait, why is there also a cornell university… cr-p!
set on a wooded hilltop overlooking scenic mount vernon, iowa, cornell college is a private, four-year liberal arts college. “cornell college… lowering mens standards since 1853”
wow i like world of warcarft and dont have a life, i should go to cornell college
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