Cornell Goggles
the way men rate women at cornell university, usually in the binary scale either being a 1 (you will do her), or a 0 (you will not do her) in comparison to the 1-10 scale found anywhere else in the world.
beer goggles inhibited by a place, not a beverage.
guy 1: “hey man check out the hottie who just walked out of goldwin smith”
guy 2: “are you serious? she’s a 0 take off your cornell goggles”
guy 1: “i’ve been here so long, i’d do her”
guy 2: “i probably would too”
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