Cornell Student


one quarter of the number of cornell students needed to screw in a lightbulb

also really dumb and lacking all common sense.

be aware they suffer from a inferiority complex and have to mention that they are an ivy league school constantly, despite the fact that their dumb–sses.
that cornell student can’t even cheat right, no wonder it takes so many to screw in a light bulb.

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