Cornell


the home of an elite group of scholars at whom harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.
-ssistant: “hey boss, didn’t you go to cornell university?”

ceo: “yes, get me a coffee.”

where hopeful youth go to have their aspirations obliterated. see: antonyms for disneyworld, utopia
neil: “yo, dude! i’m goin to cornell!”

brian: “can i have your stereo after you jump off the bridge?”
the coolest school ever.
well not really
but we try to fool ourselves

at least its better than harvard.
“so we go to cornell. it’s in the middle of nowhere but we really don’t care.”
the colors dude ever f-cks all the b-tches gets money smoke weed and beat n-gg-s he gets so much p-ssy that when b-tches see him thy automatically give it up he lives in maryland where he be trappin in the cut
dude i wish i was a cornell

dad when i grow up i wanna be just like cornell

men my girl say she only like cornell’s

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