Cornfed poon


a girl, usually from the mid-west, who is thick boned and apparently well-fed, that has amazing poon. typically plays softball.
dude: “that girl that moved in from nebraska pitches on our softball team. i’ll bet she’s got some amazing cornfed poon. ”

other dude: “yeah man, that’s all they grow up there”

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