cornfelcher


someone who is so obsessed with corn that they m-st-rb-t- with it, and after -rg-sming suck the luscious juices that get in between the kernels…….and maybe eat a little bit.
tommy: “boy, i think cindy may be into cornf-lch-ng.”

victor: “what are you talking about?”

tommy: “i found a full bucket of half eaten corn on the cobs in her closet.”

victor: “gee tommy, i don’t think that’s a good sign, she may need therapy.”

tommy: “i can’t believe my daughter’s a cornfelcher.”

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