Cornstubble
to -ssign redonkulous -ssignments to students; verb
the history of this word comes from a science teacher by the name of mr. cornstubble, who once -ssigned a 20 page paper about a chapter in his textbook that had to be due in one week. students rebelled and he decided to cancel the -ssignment 3 days before it was due, so many students did all of this work for nothing.
teacher: okay cl-ss, your task is to write me a 39 page essay on why 2+2=4.
student: bullsh-t!!! why do you have to cornstubble us all the time?!
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