Cornwall, Ontario


a small city between ottawa and montreal, population approx. 55,000.

many young citizens claim to hate, loathe and/or dislike the city. however, they never move or leave. the city itself is beautiful with the st. lawrence river touching the whole south side; the trees, which are everywhere; the gorgeous churches and the ‘low key’ aspect of living in a city without living in a city.

the scenery is nice, but just like all cities there are a few places which are in need of updating. but it is not the residents fault, that falls on the ‘landlords’.

the schools are above average and are definitely not given enough credit. they help and educate but the stubborn people make that difficult.

the bar scene is almost non existent, which the exception of two nightclubs and some pub/sports bars.

the low cl-ss citizens of this prosperous city are arrogant and completely uneducated.

why bash against a beautiful city? the city you live in? you should be prasing it and trying to make it better!

shame on some of these ‘cornwallites’. the reason why the city is bad, is because of you.
cornwall, ontario – cornwall, ontario is such a friendly place.
a small town of about 50’000 people, along the st. lawrence river on the border of the usa. consisting of pregnant teenagers, dead-beat pot head dads to go along with them, and wanna be bloods/crips. the adults are usually retired elderly or hillbillies using the welfare system.

in the summer time people gather around areas such as lock 19 & the docks where you can get infections from all the sh-t domtar dumped in the st. lawrence river before they shut down. you’ll often see girls “scr-pping” (aka fist-fighting) wearing a worn out sweater from the mall, trashy makeup and jean shorts. if you walk down the street you’ll usually see a group of hoodlums on their porch and their girlfriends dressed in a bathing suit top and shorts, smoking pot while listening to gucci mane or some other rap artist extremely loud.

area code: 613

population: 50’000+

nicknames: c-wall, cornhole.
sectors: east end/riverdale/north end
1. teenage girl texting facebook via hospital room: giving birth to (insert ghetto-unusual name here). ttc!
2. white trash pot head: “yo n-gg-, wuddup? wanna smoke a blunt at my house n-gg-?”
3. white trash mother from cornwall, ontario with 4 front teeth, in a bikini while 8 months pregnant on her lawn yelling at her baby daddy: “get the f-ck outta here (baby daddy’s name)! i don’t need none of your stank -ss b-tch -ss around here!”

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