cornwinkle
1) a comic book character.
2) a boy a family member brings that no one in the family likes. often shady looking, dressing in cream colored suits, with a carat and a half of cubic zirconium in their ear, and tend to chew gum obnoxiously.
also spelled corn winkle
jordan: hey, who’s that kid you brought, sharon?
sharon: him? that’s chuck!
jordan: chuck? he seems kinda shady to me.
sharon: nah, he’s pretty cool.
(one hour later)
jordan: hey, cornwinkle! what are you still doing here?
chuck/cornwinkle: i was invited?
sharon: cornwinkle, go home! take my car, and go!
jordan: did you just send cornwinkle home?
sharon: yeah, he seemed pretty shady.
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