corp paint
corp paint, or corppaint is a fake and excessive style of makeup, used mainly by corporations’ marketing and pr agencies during commercials and expected to be worn daily by employees in general. the makeup is used mainly to make employees appear superhuman and perfect in an average and plastic sort of way, much like the products they produce.
1. “did you just see that commercial with the happy white family? i think they really overdid the corppaint- even the dog looked like he was done up in it.
2. before justin bieber and niki menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.
3. the ceo stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.
4. the woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: “we have a zero-refund policy, you’ll have to speak to my manager about that.”
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