corpatron


a person who has let the insipid, back biting, sound-bite ‘think outside of the box’ mentality of today’s corporate culture, suck them into a matrix-like existence where they will do anything asked of them to get an ‘acceptable’ rating at their next job review.

this word is totally new, a point i’m eager to announce, which i guess makes me a corpatron.
….jane stayed back three nights every week for the last 4 months without overtime and the boss asked here to arrange the delivery of his new foreign car, which just happens to cost the same as the pension deficit that the company recently announced. after all this, jane was awarded with ’employee of the day’ and is ‘just happy to do her job’, what a corpatron…..

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