Corporate conservative


a politician who is more concerned with the interests of corporations, but the only reason they champion conservative values like “preserving the family” is to appeal to the conservative m-sses in order to distract them from their corporatist interests that will eventually screw over their const-tuents.
“man, i really like that mitt romney guy. he really cares about family.”

“you better realize he’s a corporate conservative who hides his -ssets in the cayman islands, and he’s playing like you like a fiddle…”

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