Corporate Jumping Bean
a cell phone or pager, set on vibrate that has been left on a surface such as a desk or conference table. usually the owner of the unit has left the area giving plenty of time to annoy fellow employees.
shortened to: jumping bean
“argh! somebody tell jim to stop leaving his corporate jumping bean lying around, it’s driving me crazy!”
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