Corporate Wank-Wank


the terms used exclusively by big companies’ executives, in which the message being portrayed is expressed in the most complicated way possible. the words make no real sense, but are simply used to sound important.
“we must learn to love the utopious and unflawed system that is our great big corporation” “that sounds like corporate w-nk-w-nk to me?”

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