Corpse Shopping
the act of visiting the supermarket for “provisions” of the rigor-mortis variety. useful when it comes to mothers day, for the blood which tends to congeal delicately and superfluously around the -n-l membrane.
according to maritime law, the crossbow closet must be purged of air before the corpse shopping is begun by little moe with the gimpy leg.
corpse shopping shall be done only with a crizal lens wedged between your tear duct and occipital lobe.
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