corpsie
a handjob that you effectively administer yourself whilst using the hand of a consenting person who has neither the motivation nor inclination to engage in the aforementioned s-xual manovoure.
i’m on me blob, and i’m really tired, but you can have a corpsie if you’re real keen.
/kôrps/ee
a selfie taken to make the subjects appear dead, or corpse-like.
quickly, squirt this ketchup on my blouse – i need this corpsie to look authentic.
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