corpsouflage


dead people skin. disguises the wearer as a zombie and masks the smell of fresh human. available in black.
dad – “billy, didn’t i tell you not to play in the park without your corpsouflage?”

billy – “but daaad!”

dad – “no buts now… these inner city zombies will tear your white -ss apart…”

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