Correct English
correct english is term used by ignorant people to describe any local deviation in syntax, grammar and pr-nunciation throughout the wide variety of examples of the uses of the modern english language. “correct english” in fact, implies nothing of value, since english, as a language, is english and though i’m using english right now, i call it a f-cking elevator, not a lift, because i am an american.
james: h-llo, sir.
george: thank you for using correct english so i can understand you sir!
james: thank you for bieng an ignorant -sshole. it is a tangible example to me of the need for a higher quality of education in the world.
george: your welcome?
the use of the english language without any slang or improper grammer. this is excluding add-on’s such as the following:
forshizzle
negro
nizzy
kizzy
fershizzy
bobizzy
and other ‘gangster’ slang or anything snoop dawg may say.
george: h-llo sir! how are you today?
james: i am fine, how about yourself?
george: i am fine as well! good bye friend!
james: good bye!
george: thank you for using correct english so i can understand you sir!
james: not a problem!
here is englinsh when its not used correctly
shoquifa: yo’ bitxch! wher’ yo’ azz bee!?
nalatifa: aw hewll naw! hewll naaaaw! i know’s yous forshizzin’ azz aint talkin’ to me hoe!
shoquifa: hewll yeas i was!
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