Corridor of Uncertainty
1. a line in football exactly between the back line and the goalkeeper, usually roughly level with the six-yard-box. any cross into the corridor of uncertainty will cause all sorts of panicky and comedy defending as neither goalie nor defence are sure to come or stay.
2. a line in cricket, when the ball pitches usually on a length, just outside the batsmans off-stump. it is such a good line that it leaves the batsman unsure of whether or not to play a shot, and usually results in either an edge, a play-and-a-miss or some other form of comedy cricket.
3. a dark alleyway.
4. a womans -n-s. do you dare venture into the corridor of uncertainty?
ooh, he’s put that cross right along the corridor of uncertainty and caught the defence in one dilly of a pickle!
fletcher: “if you keep putting the ball into the corridor of uncertainty, you’ll get an edge for a wicket eventually.”
harmison: “ok, but what if i just bowl at second slip?”
paul: “let’s go this way. it’s a short cut.”
mike: “no, i can’t see down there – it’s a corridor of uncertainty.”
james: “let’s have s-x!”
milly: “we can’t, it’s my time of the month!”
james: “no worries, i’ll just put it in the corridor of uncertainty.”
milly: “ouch!”
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