Corrupt Politician
a politician who doesn’t play by the books, works with organised crime and steals tax money. the sort of people who are bringing a bad name to governments all over the world. conspiracy theories link them with the illuminati but it’s not a proven fact. to become a corrupt politician, a politician must have a criminal record and be found out to be doing illegal activities such as doing drugs, -ssault and other violent crimes or to be known to work with crime syndicates such as the mafia.
-senator addressing crowd-
senator: and as your local senator i will do the things that need to be done
crowd: -cheers-
senator: i’ll make the borough more environmentally friendly by turning off the power at the orphanages, what will they do? tell their parents? muhahahahaha
tim: i think we need to vote for someone else
walter: yeah, this dude sounds like a corrupt politician
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