Cory Furness
a generally teenage male who is the epitome of the world’s failure and is, by and large, commonly unsuccessful in everyday life. frequently heard to say “nyaa-dug!” in occurrence of failure
omgwtfbbq look at that muppet over there, he fails like cory furness
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