Cosmarchist


1. believes that the universe was created by a interstellar, inter-dimensional ent-ty, which grants everyone a path to enlightenment.

2. believes that a pantheon of several gods watches over and guides the fate of the universe.
3. actively promotes the view that the universe was created by a interstellar, inter-dimensional ent-ty, which grants everyone a path to enlightenment.
he’s a cosmarchist, he believes the universe was created in billions of years by an interstellar, inter-dimensional ent-ty, rather than in seven days with mud, talking snakes and rib woman.

cosmarchists don’t just have one god watching over you, they several watching over you; and guiding your fate.
i’m cosmarchist, have you heard the good news? there is a ent-ty who offers you a path to enlightenment for acting like a human being.

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