Cosmic Joker
a term attributed to author charles fort, referring to a higher power who is responsible for twists of fate and acts upon his victims at the most opportune or inopportune times. a persona of karma, bringing down the undeserving and raising up the unfortunate and deserving.
when you see the jerk in the that almost ran you off the road p-ssing get caught in a speed trap 5 minutes later. “the cosmic joker nailed his -ss”
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