Cosmic spider
the act of a woman squirting glitter as she c-ms onto ur-n-s
anne made a cosmic spider on brian that he won’t soon forget.
the act of allowing a large spider to run up and down the shaft causing stimulation until climex is reached; thus rocketing the spider into the cosmos.
i gave that daddy long legs a wicked cosmic spider last night.
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