cosmic sweater
before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a “cosmic sweater.”
my girlfriend is really into froot loops, so we tried something new. i gave her a cosmic sweater.
before having s-x, a woman eats as much food, mostly colorful foods. afterwords the woman deep throats her partners c-ck as far back as she possibly can until she gags and pukes all over his body. thus creating a “cosmic sweater”.
i’m really into fruity cereals and weird fetishes and sh-t, so i convinced my girlfriend to give me a cosmic sweater.
you j-zz in a condom til its halfway full and slap your partner in the chest until it pops giving her a nice cosmic sweater.
i slapped my girlfriend and gave her a cosmic sweater.
nice man.
before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a “cosmic sweater.”
my girlfriend is really into froot loops, so we tried something new. i gave her a cosmic sweater.
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