Cosmo Fuck Tips


“scientific” f-ck tips from cosmopolitan magazine, directed to morons who confuse muscle spasms with -rg-sms. such as:
before s-x, go for a run, which “will raise her dopamine levels, easing her anxieties.”
cook some asparagus, since “it’s packed with zinc, a key mineral needed for maintaining erections.”
eat some chocolate — it’s caffeinated and so “can jolt the s-x drive.”
drink orange juice. “vitamin c boosts your adrenaline” and “the citrus will jumpstart her arousal system.” just drink it quickly, because she’s about to start moaning, and once she does, she’ll never stop.
our s-xual life? awesome!!! we follow scientific cosmo f-ck tips from cosmopolitan magazine. you know… s-x is just dopamine, androstadienone, phenylethylamine, zinc, and vitamin c.

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