Cosmo Mullet
noun. a hairstyle by trendy and fashionable people that, when it comes down to it, is just a mullet for rich people.
the cosmo mullet is most often sported by former hippies turned yuppies. you will especially see it on affluent, aging males trying to maintain a casual, carefree, semi-crunchy look.
tom hanks rocked the cosmo mullet in the da vinci code
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