cosmonaut


an astronaut of russia(or the former soviet union) is called a “cosmonaut”. the word was derived from “kosmos”(universe) and “nautes”(sailor/navigator).
american sp-ce travelers are astronauts; russian sp-ce travelers are cosmonauts; chinese sp-ce travelers are taikonauts.
a russian astronaut.
“we americans have astronauts, and the russians have cosmonauts. no real difference.”
-me
an alcoholic beverage that mixes vodka and tang.

tang = an astronaut’s favorite.
vodka = russian alcohol
cosmonaut = russian astronaut.

hence tang + vodka = cosmonaut.
man, mike is so white trash. he was drinking cosmonauts in the middle of the afternoon yesterday.
the premiere person of their chosen field of study.
“he’s was like a cosmonaut of criminal masterminds.”

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