Cosnapped
a form of kidnapping through which you have no control of the day ahead of you. a day of which a cosimo has sent his wrath upon you. during this event you cannot answer your cell phone, but must listen to the cosnapper talk on his. sometimes for hours at a time. you at all times must act like you have nothing better to do that day because if you hint that your in a rush the cosnapper will then make sure to take that much more time. it is the only legal way to abduct someone in the united states. as of today cosnapping is not illegal in any states but there is legislative action currently being taken.
can someone please help me i have been cosnapped.
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