costa
inability to hold your bladder
dude, stop by a bathroom – i’m about to costa all over my pants!!
a species of human that gets belligerently drunk and f-cks sh-t up. usually breaks valuable things, and does not give a f-ck about it. this species is constantly getting kicked out of parties, getting slapped in the face, and degrading women.
dude this weekend i got so f-cked up, i kicked in a car window, punched a gl-ss shower door, and gizzed in a girls eye. i totally pulled costa.
inability to hold your bladder.
dude, stop the car i’m about to costa all over my pants.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into someone’s mouth, before vigorously waggling the p-n-s and hissing (to mimic a the making of a costa cappuccino) – leaving a frothy signature.
“i only asked for a skinny latte, but he gave me a costa special.”
“dang b-tch, i’ve been here 8 times already this week. let me pull my d-ck out, this costa’s on the house!”
omg, hes soooooooo hottttt
omg i so want to f-ck costa alll nite1!!!!!!!!
noun:
1)better than your dad, especially at killing things with a firearm.
2)a beard that is capable of stopping bullets
i sure wish my dad was chris costa…
costa means coast in spanish and portuguese
costa blanca means white coast in spanish and i wish i could go there
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