Costco-dependent


you are too cheap to get your own costco card but you attach yourself at the cart with a friend who does and you can get the benefits of the costco buying discounts.
hey sally, i am feeling very costco-dependent today, are you going by chance? i need to get that huge package of toilet paper. i’ll buy you a hotdog?

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