cottage cheese ass


a person with an -ss so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of cottage cheese. an extremely flabby -ss.
i thought sarah had a banging booty, but when i finally got her naked, i realized that she had a cottage cheese -ss.
when craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.
my mom has the nastiest cottage cheese -ss.
a typical european delicacy in which one eats expired cottage cheese out of the -n-s.
honey, im leaving for work, but when i get back make sure you have some cottage cheese -ss ready.

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