Cottage Cheese Pants
the dirty white bits in about your genitals. smelly and looks a bit like cottage cheese, thus, resulting in your pants having residue of it on the pant fibres and smelling like a chippy!
“ewww he hasn’t washed in days! i bet he has cottage cheese pants!”
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