Cottage Cheesing


cottage cheesing is when you suck off an old guy and then spit the c-m into a jar, let it harden, then chisel it out and smoke it. then as your smoking it, it runs down your throat giving you a warm sensation throughout your entire body. it is called “cottage cheese” because as it’s settling in the jar it resembles cottage cheese.
guy #1: hey man, want to go cottage cheesing?

guy #2: sure i know where a bunch of old guys hang out, it’s a great spot!

guy #1: awesome! i’m starting to run out of c-m!

guy #2: ya me too!

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