Cotted


the process of taking a dried apricot and lobbing it at somebody. it only counts as “cotting” if the person responds with “ow”, “wtf?” or a similar phrase.

if the apricots are not dried, the it cannot be cl-ssified as “cotting”, your just being a d-ck.
the right way

“boy lobs dried apricot”
girl: ow.. wtf?
boy: haha! you just got cotted!
girl: ahaha very funny :d

the wrong way

“boy lobs normal apricot”
girl: ow.. wtf?
boy: haha! you just got cotted!
girl: no i didnt… only works with dried apricots…
boy: oh… you sure?
girl: positive, now stfu and gtfo, d-ck…

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