a dangerous “diet” where you dip a cotton ball into juice or sauce and then eat it, causing it to expand in your stomach, therefore making you feel full without all the calories.
person 1: why’s she in the hospital?
person 2: she tried the cotton ball diet and has to get them removed, they don’t digest properly
person 1: d*mn.
- frosty wank
to be so cold while jacking it off that your genitalia becomes frosty, giving you a unique tingling feeling. jimmy had a frosty w*nk in his backyard while watching joe bang his brand new drum in the snow. jimmy: your drum playing is really making me want to have a frosty w*nk. joe: i’ll bang […]
- candy talk
nonesense spewed out by politicians and or the media justin trudeau won because of all the candy talk in the media campaigns.
- apple fanboy
people that are addicted to spending their money on apple products. im not going to use android. im an apple fanboy. 1. a person who believes in almost anything that apple says and gives into it’s marketing strategy. 2. a prime target for apple marketers to impose their superfluously costing products to. 3. a person […]
the art or act of changing one’s self, re creating one’s image i’ve been the same for to long, time for a reinvention