Cotton Boner


when you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get s-xual feelings toward him/her. usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. cotton b-n-rs are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.
“do you see jimmy’s cotton b-n-r? it’s huge!”

“son, cotton b-n-rs are natural, don’t worry about it”

“dude! quit shaving me i think i’m getting a cotton b-n-r!”

“i f-ck sheep…”

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