cotton coochie


this is when a woman smokes marijuana and her v-g-n- becomes dry, making s-x difficult. similar to cotton mouth, except it’s your coochie that gets dry.
i was trying to have s-x after i smoked that blunt but it was not happening because i got cotton coochie.

guy-“why can’t i get it in?”

girl-“because i just smoked and i’ve got cotton coochie.”

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