cotton eye


cot·ton eye
noun \ˈkɑtən ˈaɪ\

: a p-n-s that has been probed by a cotton swab wielded by a medical professional ie. for std testing and swabbing for bacteria or fungus.
bob had a crazy friday night on the town, and in turn spent all sat-rday morning waiting for a cotton eye at planned parenthood.

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