couch ass


a girl i used to work with at silvercity whose -ss was so big we called her couch -ss, or sofa -ss. ahe had an -ss you could sit on. we could never get by her at the candy bar, and always had to go all the way around the other way because her couch -ss took up the entire aisle.
couch -ss was stocking the fridges with gatorade, and i nearly sat on her, pulled her arm, and reclined on her like a la-z-boy.

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