Couch Awareness


simply being conscious of your current status of sleeping on a couch.
jimmy flew in from college and was staying at his parent’s house. the fact that he folded his blankets and put on a pot of coffee in the morning showed great “couch awareness” on his part.

or,

jenny kicked tom out of bed and his couch awareness made it hard for him to get some sleep.

and

johnny p-ssed out again while playing halo, but thanks to his keen “couch awareness” he was able to get up and perform an emrt (early morning rack transfer).

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