couch beer
the single beer everyone in the room drinks because everyone wants to drink a beer but noone wants a whole one, or it is in fact the last one. this beer is typically drank over the course of a couple of hours as it was rendered warm near instantaneously.
” i don’t want a whole beer so we will make this the couch beer and p-ss it around.”…or… ” if that is the last beer make it the couch beer so that we can all have some!”
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