Couch Butt


when a couch potatoes -ss has grown so big that it has started to conform to the shape of the couch.
#1 omg….look at that -ss!!!! it is huge!!

#2 yeah, look at that couch b-tt.

#1 looks like the cushions just suctioned themselves to her backside.

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