Couch Chocolate


couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their -ss before they sit down. this results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom’s new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.
“you should get a new sofa, the couch chocolate on this one makes it look like w-lly wonka’s factory.”

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