Couch-clamp
1)n. — herb(usually cannabis indica) that, when smoked, leaves you stranded on the couch.
2)v.– the act or state of being clamp onto the couch, specifically after consumption of some couch-clamp.
for over 3 hours, timmy was suffering from a severe bout of the couch-clamp.
” …dirty south, clean mouth, dirt road, packed bowl, couch clamp, revamp, explode, reload.” the gathering, one big love, earth music for sp-celings ’05.
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