Couch Collector


someone who is lame, uncool, tired, or just generally boring.

other forms of the term –
“couch collecting” – the act of being boring/lame
“couch collection” – a group or series of things that are boring.
lyda: i broke up with my boyfriend because he was too boring.
bryant: yeah, he was a total couch collector.

will: this party is lame.
pete: yeah, these people are couch collecting.

james: what did you do last night?
rodney: well i felt sick so i just stayed at home and collected couches.

hank: i can’t believe the professor expects us to read all these cr-ppy books.
karen: yeah, this is a total couch collection.

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