Couch Dent


a) your lazy -ss roommate who doesn’t appreciate how much your ex-girlfriend spent on the couch he can’t get off…d-mn i miss her…

b) the inverted hump the non-nasa cushion couldn’t bounce back from (see: flatscreen, warranty)
“don’t you know how to sit on a f-ckin couch right? yer such a f-ckin couch dent! i can’t wait ’till you move out”

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