Couch hole


the type of person that you would only f-ck on your couch because they aren’t worthy of your bed.
“i can’t believe that he took his fugly ex-girlfriend back. i saw that she commented his facebook saying that they were up on his couch all night. he wouldn’t even take her to his bed because she is such a couch hole.”

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